The Nashite High Mass is performed for special occasions by the Pope of Nashite or a former Pope of Nashite. In a situation where a mass is required and no Pope or former Pope is present, the highest ranking Priest of Nashite may perform the ceremony but should expect to be tortured for no fewer than 10 eternities. The Nashite High Mass is usually but not restricted to being performed for weddings, ordainments, holidays, and when a new Pope is received.
Pope: 'We are all here to praise the great Lord Nash'
Pope: 'If anyone does not worship him let us know so we may torture and kill you'
Pope: 'Even if you're not sure tell us'
Pope: 'Because if Lord Nash is not worshiped absolutely you must be tortured and killed'
Pope: 'Praise and glory to Lord Nash the God of Magic and Illusion'
Community: 'Praise and glory to Lord Nash the God of Magic and Illusion'
Pope: 'and everything else, the creator of all'
Community: 'Before the god of gods we offer our lives!'
All those present who profess to be non-Nashite or are not 100% sure they are Nashite are tortured and slain.
For holidays, an artifact signifying the holiday is brought up to the Pope.
Community: 'Praise Lord Nash, Destroyer and Creator of All'
Community: 'Sirak, Son of Lord Nash - may he forever be rewarded'
Reader: 'A reading from the writings of Astinius'
Community: 'Astinius, First Pope of Nashite - may he forever be rewarded'
Reader: 'A reading from the writings of Molo'
Community: 'Molo, Arch-Lich of Nashite - may he forever be rewarded'
Lines preceded by a * are only recited if one or more attendees were tortured and slain during the Mass.
Pope: 'We are honored to have celebrated Lord Nash'
Pope: 'We are honored to have praised Lord Nash'
Pope: 'We are honored to have stood in this great Temple of Nashite'
Pope: 'Now we must go, and carry on our insignificant lives in the name of Lord Nash'
Community: 'We wish we could stay here and give praise and thanks to Lord Nash forever'
Pope: 'We thank you in advance, Lord Nash, for letting us survive this Mass,'
Pope: 'so we may leave and spread your word to and kill non-believers'
An uncomfortable pause is typical here, as the Pope and community wait to see if they will be tortured for eternities for making the assumption they will be allowed to leave alive.
* Community: 'And we're sure we speak for those who did not survive when we thank you for taking our lives'
Pope: 'In the name of Lord Nash we will destroy and eat the flesh of all who do not worship him to his satisfaction'
Community: 'Praise Lord Nash, God of Gods, Ruler of All'
Pope: 'Go now, the High Mass has ended'
All Nashites leave by whatever means possible as to escape from being sacrificed.